Shagmyface Lumberjack

Hi, I'm Dana and this is a blog I made dedicated to any and all things Cumberbatch. Ninety-five percent of the posts are Cumberbatch, but some Martin Freeman of Rupert Graves might slip in there as well. Enjoy. If you value your reproductive organs, I suggest you view this in moderation. He has been known to cause spontaneous pregnancy with a single stare. Cumberbitches fangasming

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Following

The Soldier Out of Time

Not Too Long

Long time, no spooning.

Das hört man doch

cumberbatchattack

great stories to tell at parties

Oooh, I'm the bad guy!

"We'll live on starlight and crime scenes"

malaise shit in verdigris

To Frolic in Matt Smith's Follicles

naughty, captain crieff

wait, what?

story of bottle

His name is better than yours

Ever Splendid

Superheroes Are People Too

harry potter confessions.

You just got Loki’d!

So... Yeah.

pls n thank

"It's Real for Us"

wibbly-wobbly, bloggy-woggy

Vulnera Sanentur

Mouton noir

i have a crush on every boy

dont just look at her ass EAT IT

YEAH WRITE!

The Blessed Damozel

dave, should the stick of ignorance be yellow?

was it worth it?

ANGRYCOMICS

let the memories begin ºOº

bury the castle.

Is your quim mewling? Call 1800-LOKI today!

Doctor Who Official on Tumblr

taste my manpie

We are all toasters.

The Night is Dark and Full of Lobsters

Tumblr's Funniest

DAME BENADDICT CUMBERLORD

Dear Photograph

motherfuckin' willadelphia

Come to the dork side

the planets bend between us

dress to kill.

Outer-Space Dunce.

texts from the tardis

Composite Fantasy

Honey Badger ate the edge of the universe!

Sherlock Caps

wanna see some more?

It would be my Genuine Pleasure.

STFU, Conservatives

John Green's tumblr

A Bit Of Anything

Dr. John Watson

221bloody Destiel

THE WOOLLEN BULLET

Fuck Yeah, Sherlock.

Bitches' Guide To Etiquette

bugger off

fuckyeahnostalgia

Fuck Yeah! Darren Criss

effyeahstupidphantom!

Alex and Crackers

Sherlock Secrets

The Boy Who Derped

Adding LOL :) *kiss kiss* *hug*

The Benedictionary

I am Tofu, Hugger of Daleks. hullo.

The Science of Deduction

the science of seduction

Postcards to Benedict

So I went to dinner with my family tonight, and of course hilarity ensued

My mom: Yeah, I’m thinking about seeing War Horse sometime this week with the kids.

Me: You know Benedict Cumberbatch is in that?

My mom: (ignoring me) Or maybe Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, that got good reviews.

Me: Hey, you know Benedict Cumberbatch is in that?!

My stepdad: I’m sorry, what? Snugglepuss? Cumbersnatch? Cumbersnuggles?

My mom: Did you just say Cumsnatch? What, is he a porn star or something?

Me:

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Friday, 23rd December

#but cumbersnuggles tho #my family ladies and gentlemen #they'll be here all week #AND FOR MY WHOLE LIFE #fasten your seatbelts it's gonna be a bumpy ride #best said in the shrunken head's voice from GOF #anyone get the reference? #anyone? #no? #okay #i'm done #things you care about #benedict cumberbatch